My girlfriend is in Israel at the moment. Which, while I’m sure is awesome and such for her, is kinda lame for me - I am currently bootay free. Anyway, she was getting on her plane from houston to newark, when they suddenly informed her that all of her luggage is currently en route to LA, and that perhaps she needs to rework her plans. I guess she really could have used some travel insurance or something, because she was stuck for several days in NJ of all places, with virtually nothing worth owning beyond what she had in her carryon.









