Call me a pansy, but one of the most terrifying experiences for me is to be at work, on my computer, late at night with all the lights off and Boom! something runs up my leg. Suppressing (okay, maybe letting it out) a girlish scream, I jump two feet in the air as a cockroach runs up my leg. Cockroaches are disgusting, vile creatures. Given the choice between jumping in a ring with a cheetah and jumping in a ring filled with cockroaches, I’d pause to consider which one. They are far and away my least favorite organism.

So obviously, I try to get rid of them. I want to hire a pest control expert, but its such a pain to have your house fumigated - to ditch for four days while some guy you don’t know puts a tent over your house and fills it with poisons. Before I do that, I want to be 100% sure it will work. So I head to Licensedpestcontrol.com to look for a reputable pest control expert so my girlfriend will stop questioning my sexuality. Unfortunately, they don’t seem to have anything in my area - however, my friend who needed an exterminator in reno picked one up with no hassle.

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